Kanye West Fights to Keep the Confederate Flag Cool!

In the strangest of affinities, Kanye West has used his business acumen and foresight to make sure the market for confederate themed merchandise continues to thrive.

The savvy businessman knows that as soon as mega-corporations like Walmart determine that someting is no longer 'cool', the cool kids just want it that much more.

Predicting a massive resurgence in confederate flag fashions in super-cool 'southern sounding' places like 'Williamsburg', Kanye, earning extra points for being 'first' on the trend in 2013 has launched a line of confederate flag fashions and videos where is his goal was to "take white trash T-shirts and make it into a video."

One of Kanye's designs features the rebel flag with the words "I ain't coming down" in one of the most prescient of pre-responses to a top-trending story that took years to catch up with this innovator...

The Rachel Dolezal Interview (video)

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How Rachel looks now as an NAACP Leader in Spokane:

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Beautiful Woman with Elephantiasis of the Feet

22 year-old Gilvaneide Martins is a woman who has never owned a pair of shoes due to her enormous feet.  Elephantiasis is caused by a parasite carried in mosquitoes and unfortunately, some experts say, that her feet will continue to grow.

Gilvaneide Martins